We got you a magician who's super...interesting.

我们给你安排了一个超有趣的魔术师
And we got your mom to acknowledge medical facts,

还有我们让你妈承认了医学事实
and you're gonna be eating a cake that has gluten in it,

你会吃一块含谷蛋白的蛋糕
no sugar, but, you know,

但是无糖的
I hear agave is pretty good.

我听说龙舌兰做甜味剂挺好的
And then, you know, you got four confirmed party guests

另外会有四位客人来参加派对
of varying degrees of popularity.

他们的人气高低不等
And, you know, I know that doesn't sound

虽然听上去
like a-a big number, but--

人数不是很多但是
Are you kidding?

开玩笑吧
That's the best number I've had since my party at the kibbutz.

继集体农场之后这是人数最多的一次了
And those people were required by the Torah to come.

那次还是因为经书上要求他们必须参加