来自《绝望的主妇 第8季 第12集 第12集》

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  I told everyone you weren't feeling well
  我告诉大家你不舒服
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  And had decided to sit this one out.
  并决定让你不必参加了
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  Well, I'm feeling better now.
  我现在好多了
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  Besides every bake sale
  再说每届糕点义卖
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  needs... A tart.
  都需要水果蛋糕[也指诱人的女子]
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  While I appreciate a good culinary double entendre
  我会跟你的下一个男人一样欣赏
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  as much as the next man,
  这精妙的厨房双关语
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  I really don't think you should be here in your condition.
  我真觉得你这精神状态不该来这儿
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  I'm fine. Look how beautifully my dessert came out.
  我没事 瞧瞧我的点心做得多标致啊
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  Shortcrust pastry, fresh strawberries--
  松脆的蛋糕 新鲜的草莓
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  You've obviously been drinking.
  你显然喝了很多酒
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  I don't want you to embarrass yourself.
  我不想让你难堪