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The Mountain Man.
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Should we have Garcia look into it as a pseudonym?
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I'm thinking maybe we should hold off on that.
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The Mountain Man seems to be
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a confluence of several local legends.
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Some say he's part of the backwoods Appalachian population,
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others say he's a Confederate
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holdout trying to start a second civil war
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to turn brother against brother,
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but the one thing they all could agree upon
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is if you go into a darkened bathroom
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and you chant "I hate the Mountain Man" 3 times,