Patient old. Fat. Scrub.

患者老年肥胖刷手
- Okay. - Yeah.

-无语了 -是啊
Gangbanger gets shot in the head by another banger,

一个小混混被另一个小混混一枪爆头
and the family is suing me, the doctor.

家属却来起诉我这个医生
Welcome to American jurisprudence.

看来你终于认识美国的法律体系了
- Wha- You think that's funny? - I didn't intend it as funny.

-这事很好笑吗 -我没有说笑的意思
Mr. Tompkins sues doctors in bulk

汤普金斯先生起诉过很多医生
and typically extracts onerous settlements,

而且通常后面会跟着天价的索赔
more times than not,

他常用的手段则是
by getting defendants to make incriminating...

引诱被告说出对己不利的证词
or, worse, dumb...declarations on the record.

或更糟发表愚蠢的声明被记录在案
And if first impressions count,

如果算上第一印象