How does someone like you hook up with a superstar like Mandy?

像你这样的人怎么会勾搭上超级明星曼迪的
Like all the other pretty little rich girls

就跟其他来找我纹身的
that come to me for their ink.

漂亮富家女一样
She was looking for a lot more than a tattoo.

她们想要的可比纹身多得多
I was happy to provide.

我来者不拒
So I read online that two of you were stormy and it didn't end well.

我从网上知道你俩轰轰烈烈过但结果却很难看
You trashed her apartment and made some pretty serious threats.

你砸烂了她的住处还严重恐吓过她
Water under the bridge.

都是老黄历了
Until two nights ago, when you guys hooked up.

两天以前你们两个又在一起了
How'd that happen?

怎么回事
I was at a bar. She came in,

我当时在一个酒吧她进来了
threw herself at me like old times,

向我投怀送抱就跟以前一样