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I'm about to have sex, and I want it to feel bad.
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I should have one in my purse from the last time I had sex.
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They had purses the last time you had sex?
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No, we carried animal hides tied with sticks.
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It hasn't been that long.
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Oh, here's one next to this movie ticket stub from Precious.
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Okay, it's been that long.
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You saw Precious without a condom?
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It says, "Best if used before september 2012."
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Just like the milk here.
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I wish I knew a guy with a condom.
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A man, any man.