Well, your boyfriend's rich. He can afford to pay for it.

你的男朋友这么有钱他付得起
Great, now I'm a white trash mom.

我这下成了白人穷鬼无良妈了
Uh-uh, no way.

不要
I'm saving Deke's fortune for more important things,

我要把迪克的钱留在更重要的事物上
Like Doritos Dinamita.

像是多力多滋的辣味薯条
Pretty much the filet mignon of corn chips.

那算是玉米饼界里的至尊了吧
I mean, I'd be on the pill right now,

我巴不得开始吃那个药呢
but the one man interested in me is married,

可惜现在唯一对我有兴趣的男人结婚了
so I guess that's more of a bitter pill.

所以我现在能吃上的只有苦药吧
- Seriously, Max. Think about it. - Fine.

-说认真的麦克斯考虑考虑 -好吧
Why don't guys have to take the pill?

为什么需要吃药的都不是男人
We have to take all the pills. Birth control, midol, roofies...

什么药都得是女人吃避孕药经痛药迷奸药