来自《打工姐妹花 第3季 第17集 第17集》

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  And since Skype makes you look 20% worse,
  而人在视频上会丑个两成
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  I have to look 40% better than I do now.
  所以我得比现在好看四成才行啊
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  You realize talking about math in a hair salon
  你知道在发廊里跟我聊数学
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  is my worst nightmare, right?
  是我最大的恶梦对吧
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  Welcome to the Tristan Evans salon.
  欢迎来到本发廊
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  Hi, hello. We're here for the... student haircut.
  你好 我们是来做... 学生剪发的
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  I'm sorry?
  再说一遍
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  The $6 haircuts for poor people
  6块钱的穷人剪发
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  from the people who don't really know how to cut hair yet.
  让也还不是很会剪头发的人剪的那种
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  Max, that's not true. This is the Tristan Evans salon.
  麦克斯 才不会呢 这发廊很出名呢
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  I'm sure that everyone that's enrolled here is a genius.
  我相信会在这里学习的都是天才美发师
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  At least tell me they're gay.
  他们至少都是基男吧