Max, I need you to give me your gay.

麦克斯把你的基男给我
Yeah, right.

你想得美
I'd give you my left nut before I give you my gay.

我把我左蛋蛋给你也不给你我的基男
You weren't even gonna get your hair done.

你本来都没想要弄头发
Yeah, but I always wanted to know

但我一直想知道
what it felt like to get a shampoo

被人上洗发水时
without a school nurse running that tiny comb through my hair.

不用被学校护士用细梳子梳头的感觉[头虱]
Dan?

丹
I have a magazine over there

我那边的杂志上有张
with a photo of a chic, piece-y, choppy bob.

时尚又有棱角的短头发型图
- You can do that, right? - Sure.

-你能弄那个发型对吧 -没问题
Piece of bob. Got it.

简单棱角短没问题