Yeah, but I always wanted to know

但我一直想知道
what it felt like to get a shampoo

被人上洗发水时
without a school nurse running that tiny comb through my hair.

不用被学校护士用细梳子梳头的感觉[头虱]
Dan?

丹
I have a magazine over there

我那边的杂志上有张
with a photo of a chic, piece-y, choppy bob.

时尚又有棱角的短头发型图
- You can do that, right? - Sure.

-你能弄那个发型对吧 -没问题
Piece of bob. Got it.

简单棱角短没问题
- 'sup? - Dan, Dan, Dan!

-姑娘不错哦 -丹丹
Okay, done. You're ready to cut.

好洗完了可以剪了
Let's go. I can't risk some discount hetero cutting my hair.

走吧我可不想冒险让打折收费的直男剪头发
I'll see you at home. I'm pretty close to a hairgasm.

我们家里见吧我都快要头发高潮了