Hey, who's picking up who here?

到底是谁载谁啊
Hey. Don't worry, ladies. I'm kidding.

小姐们别往心里去我只是开个玩笑
I'm, uh, I'm a married man.

我有老婆
So am I.

我也有
Now, Tina, anyone can tie a cherry stem with their tongue.

蒂娜谁都可以用舌头把樱桃梗打成结
Let's see what you can do with this banana peel.

我们来看看你能把香蕉皮卷到什么程度
Get it in there.

都含嘴里
Bobby! Good morning. You're home.

鲍鲍早上好你回来啦
Yeah. Guess who learned a lot about transvestites last night.

想不想知道昨晚异装癖妓者给谁上了一课
I was only on that web site for, like, two seconds.

我在那个网页上只停留了两秒钟
What? No. I was talking about me.

啥不我指的是我自己
I picked up a group of transvestite hookers

我拉了一群异装癖妓者