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This is the healthiest thing I've done in my life.
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I even thought about inviting my mother to come and suck it,
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but then she'd realize maybe I didn't commit suicide
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two years ago like my note said.
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I'm about ready to open.
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Shouldn't we be putting up some testicle banners,
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or scrotum posters, or something?
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Also, there's a cute blonde boy out here asking for you
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that I'm about to eat alive.
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That's Andy with the free bar stuff.
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Go, I'm gonna stay here
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and practice my "Suck it" face for a while.