'cause I'm bringing my "A" game.

因为我会亮绝招
Awesome.

酷毙
Check it, just like surffing without water...

留意了就如陆上冲浪一样
Oh, my god.

我的天啊
He's got her in some kind of hippie collar.

他给她弄了个嬉皮项圈戴着
I can hear her armpit hair growing from here.

在这里都可以听到她腋毛疯长的声音
We got to do something.

我们必须做点什么
Okay, even if I agreed with you,

就算我赞同你的说法
what are we gonna do?

但我们又可以做些什么呢
Well, I know if we say we disapprove,

如果我们直接表示反对
we'll just drive her further into his hemp-braceleted arms.

那只会让戴麻绳手镯的胳膊有机会把她抱得更实
We need to be smart. We need to hatch a scheme.

我们必须要聪明点得密谋个计策