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I just told you the first bite's the best.
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It's not my fault you weren't playing defense.
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That is it!
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So far you've eaten off my plate,
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picked your teeth with a knife,
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and used your pants, shirt, and tablecloth as a napkin.
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The only time that you've said "Excuse me"
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was to get my attention before you burped.
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I didn't want you to miss it.
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That baby was a table shaker.
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That guy clapped. Hey, baby.
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You're hopeless.