Did you finally get visited by the nut sack fairy?

你脑子是不是终于被门压上了
- I'm not afraid of you. - Why don't you come over here and say that?

-我才不怕你 -那你怎么不过来说话
Because I don't want to.

我不想啊
All you dummies treat Bobby with such kid gloves.

你们一群蠢货把鲍比当宝宝对待
Because it would be so much better

说的好像我们都刻薄毒舌嫉恶如仇
if we were all just mean and hateful.

世界就更美好了一样
I love your Dad.

我爱你爸
He wants a nice, classy woman to spend his life with.

他想和一位和善高雅的女性共度余生
Trav, he's an unemployed guy

小崔他没有工作
who lives on a boat in a parking lot.

住在停车场里的船上
If every other aspect of his personality

如果他人格的各个方面
isn't top notch,

都不出众