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* Jeff Winger, hero at law *
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* Best lawyer you ever saw *
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* Hero to freedom, defender of liberty *
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* South of the forty on Lincoln *
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* You park for free, Jeff!*
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Are you a good person being sued, oppressed, or beaten?
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I can help,
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and that's the Winger guarantee.
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Call 555-her...
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Maybe you should've spent less money on special effect
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Thanks a lot, Francis Ford Repo Man.
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Jeff Winger!