I push pens, Britta.

我卖的是笔布雷塔
Speaking of irony, how's the therapy market?

说到讽刺心理治疗市场如何
Depressed?

萧条到家没
I'm on sabbatical.

我在休假
You're Jewish?

你是犹太人
I'm doing hands-on research about the psychology of alcoholism.

我在亲身实践研究酗酒者心理状态
You're a bartender, aren't you?

你在当酒保是不是
Which is basically like a modern-day therapist.

基本等同于当今的心理学家
If somebody tells me about a murder,

尤其是有人跟我说起谋杀
I can't tell anyone.

我不能泄露出去的
Wow, you're even bad at bartending.

酒保你都当不好
What about you?

那你呢