Day side's been running Jan Brewer promos for the last six hours.

日间组花了整整六小时来宣传简·布鲁尔
Who's replacing her?

我们找谁来顶她
Well, we're obviously late to the buffet,

显然现在时间不够了
so we basically had to book people who were close to a satellite dish.

只能谁离卫星近就找谁了
- Oh, boy. - Dr. Dwayne Sotter.

-老天哪 -德韦恩·索特博士
He's an adjunct professor at the University of Phoenix.

他是凤凰城大学的兼职教授
The University of Phoenix is an online university.

凤凰城大学是一所网络授课大学
It's not in Arizona.

不算在亚利桑那州
- But you can understand our mistake, right? - No.

-但你能理解我们的错误对吧 -不能
He's written several books on immigration policy.

他写过好几本关于移民政策方面的著作
- Have I heard of any of them? - They were self-published.

-我听过这些书吗 -都是个人出版物
"This Land is My Land," "Ambushed,"

《这是我的土地》《遭遇埋伏》