Oh, we're not blushing.

我们不是羞涩脸红
We're just still flushed from sitting down.

是坐下来运动量太大而脸红
And we're trying to get in shape.

而且我们想有个好体型
Yeah, preferably a shape

是啊希望能有
that doesn't resemble a seasonal gourd.

不会让人想到葫芦的体型
Plus my girlfriend wants me to slim down

而且我的女朋友也想我减肥
so we can sit on the same side of the plane when we travel.

旅行一起坐飞机时她才能跟我坐同一排
Well, Big Doug,

好吧大格格
you tell that lucky lady that I would rather date a man

你告诉你家那位幸运姑娘我就宁愿跟一个
with boobs bigger than mine

胸比我大的男人交往
than a man who brings his own salad dressing to a restaurant.

也不跟自己带沙拉调料来餐厅的娘炮交往
Pie me.

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