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Good-bye.
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What did he say?
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He's not coming.
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I understood a little
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'cause I had a Russian au pair growing up.
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You know, until she bleached my good jeans.
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Yoshinko can't come to the wedding.
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He's on a no-fly list, a no-drive list,
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and a no-walk list.
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He's in jail.
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Oh, but he was gonna be your best man.
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I got a ham engraved for him.