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It's pretty quiet over there these days.
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Hey, ladies.
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Opening day, I'm so excited
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my nipples have been shooting daggers since I woke up.
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Seriously, I haven't been this excited
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since my parents sent me to military school.
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God, does everything have to be fun when you're gay?
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If it isn't, you're not doing it right.
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I'm just happy I get to be out front here.
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Finally, I won't be stuffed in the back.
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I mean unless I run into a Republican senator
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in the men's room.