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Did I mention "No"?
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How can you say the word "No"
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but not understand it when women say it?
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This is a disaster.
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And not the kind where I can loot.
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I needed those fake papers to renew my fake green card.
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Mine expires next month.
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Since when do you care about expiration dates?
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You cook with eggs so old they fight back.
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Sophie will never believe that I'm not marrying her
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just for a green card.
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She has major trust issues