Yeah, why wouldn't I?

真的呀为什么不呢
Aside from my complicated past

暂且不谈我复杂的过去
full of men that have lied to me.

以及骗过我的几卡车男人
But you and I don't have secrets from each other, right, Oleg?

但我和你之间没有秘密不是吗奥列格
Yeah, well, you see--

是的我想说...
It is time for the traditional best man speech.

下面进行传统环节"伴郎有话说"
So listen up, bitches.

所以都给我听好啦小婊砸们
Ow, damn it.

哎哟好痛
I am bleeding.

我流血了
Repeat, I am bleeding.

再重复一次我流血了
I can't believe this.

真是气死人了
There's an app that burps when you shake your phone,

这世上有一摇手机就发出打嗝声的无聊应用