It's just the average person has a much harder time saying,

只是正常人是不会对道德相对论
"Booyah," to moral relativism.

脱口而出"哈哈"二字
Duncan, you don't have to play shrink

邓肯你没有必要扮心理医生
to protect your pride.

来捍卫自尊
I accept. You're chicken.

我接受事实你是个胆小鬼
Are you trying to use reverse psychology on a psychologist?

你试图对一个心理学家用逆向心理来激将吗
I am just using regular psychology on the spineless, British twit.

我只是对一个英国的笨蛋窝囊废用普通的心理学
I'm a professor. You can't talk to me that way.

我是教授你不能这样对我说话
A six-year-old girl could talk to you that way.

六岁的小姑娘都可以这样对你说话
Yes, because that would be adorable!

没错那种情形会很可爱
No, because you're a five-year-old girl

不那是因为你是五岁的小妹妹
and there's a pecking order.

人家比你大吼你是应该的