来自《废柴联盟 第1季 第1集 第1集》

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  It is a disaster in there.
  里面完全是场灾难
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  Yeah, untutorable.
  是的 朽木不可雕
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  You like Thai food? I love Thai food.
  你喜欢泰国料理吗 我非常爱吃
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  Wait, so this is a game to you?
  等等 这是你的计策吗
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  You put human beings into a state
  你煽动得群情激昂
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  of emotional shambles for a shot at getting in my pants?
  乱成一片 就是为了有机会上我吗
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  Why can't you see that for the compliment that it is?
  你为什么不觉得我这么折腾是对你的恭维呢
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  Okay, okay, okay. I'm sorry.
  好好 我很抱歉
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  It was an accident.
  这是个意外
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  I did a little bit of lying to get close to you.
  我撒了点小谎 是为了接近你
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  But how was I supposed to know that you were smart and cool.
  但我怎么知道你既聪明又潇洒
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  I mean, you look like Elisabeth Shue.
  你长得很像伊丽莎白·苏[苏早期角色多为花瓶类型]