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Sure.
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Guy with a six ERA, signs for four mil a year.
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Sucks at his job, he still gets a raise.
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You suck at your job. You should ask the Pope for a raise.
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Very funny.
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Warden, what brings you to our little clubhouse?
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Hey, what gives?
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Hey, that was a gift from my old man.
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Since when is your name Charles and your dad's name Ann?
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This is a railroad. I didn't do nothing!
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Don't look at me like I'm some con. You're as crooked as scoliosis.
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I don't get caught.