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Mrs Turner, next door, has got married ones.
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Sherlock, the mess you've made.
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Oh, I, um, looked you up on the Internet last night.
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Anything interesting?
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Found your website. "The Science of Deduction."
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- What did you think? - Quite amusing, I suppose.
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Amusing?
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You said you could identify a software designer by his tie
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and, what was it, a retired plumber by his left hand.
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Yes, and I can read your military career by your face and your leg,
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and your brother's drinking habits by your mobile phone.
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State of the place already!