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- Can I see you when you're done? - Sure.
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- Gary signed your book. - Here's the thing.
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- Yeah? - You forgot to do it
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and I was put in charge of something for the benefit.
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And I speak a little German, so I thought
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I'll inscribe it, "I hope you enjoy this book."
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And I signed your name just like you do.
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I didn't put a heart over the I or anything.
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Wait, is there an I in your name?
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Yes.
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Yes, there is.
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And you inscribed it "I hope you shred this book."