来自《废柴联盟 第2季 第19集 第19集》

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  about how fake the world is right now?
  在谈论这世界有多虚伪吗
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  Okay, well, I'm new at this,
  好吧 这方面我是新手
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  so can you start our real conversation?
  现在能开始咱的真实交流了吗
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  I don't believe there's such a thing.
  我看这东西根本不存在
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  Conversation was invented by humans to conceal reality.
  言谈是人类用以隐瞒真相的手段
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  We use it to sweet-talk our way around natural selection.
  在自然进化的路上 聊天奉承排忧解闷
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  You know who has real conversations? Ants.
  知道谁才会"掏心窝子"地交流吗 蚂蚁
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  They talk by vomiting chemicals into each other's mouths.
  交流方式就是往对方嘴里吐化学物质
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  They get right down to brass tacks.
  它们绝对张大嘴说亮话
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  Blehh! "Which way's the picnic?"
  呕 "吃饭去哪边"
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  Blehh! "That way."
  呕 "那边"
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  Humans are more evolved. We lie.
  人类则高级许多 我们说瞎话