Just so he can hear a woman say she's attracted to him anyway?

只为博女人一句"就算如此依然爱你"
- I don't believe that happens. - Wrong. That's me.

-我不相信有这种事 -错我就干过
I did that last week.

上周干的
Why would you pay a woman on the phone

你干吗花钱让电话里的女人
to think you're fat?

把你当成胖子
Because I'm scared that if I were overweight

因为我害怕万一我超重了
that no one would like me.

就没人喜欢我了
God, that feels good to admit.

老天说出来感觉倍儿好
Abed, the point being--

阿布蒂关键在于
The point being,

关键在于
You don't have to worry about being normal

你不需要表现正常
Or--or real or whatever this is tonight.

找回真实随便今晚这算什么