来自《废柴联盟 第2季 第19集 第19集》

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  He seduced me with his dark Chinese powers.
  他用中华气功教唆我的
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  Why do you leave him alone with me?
  谁让你留下俺俩独处的
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  Guys, I am putting my job on the line for this stupid party,
  姐为了这傻缺派对 把工作都赌上了
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  And the least you can do is not ruin it.
  你们就体谅一下 别惹事行不行
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  No! No!
  别啊
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  Dude, I know I'm preaching to the choir,
  兄弟 哥也算出家人不出恶言
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  but you are a bad friend.
  但你也太不够朋友了
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  I'll kill you!
  我灭了你
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  And I said, "No, that's a girl's costume."
  我就说 "不要 那是小姑娘穿的"
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  And my mom said, "It's fine.
  然后我妈说 "没关系"
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  Indian boys have long hair and braids too."
  "印第安小男孩也梳辫辫穿裙裙的"
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  There was only 45 minutes left to trick-or-treat,
  "不给糖果就捣蛋"还有45分钟就要出发了