来自《警戒结束 第0集》

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  You should marry one of my cousins.
  你应该娶我的表妹
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  If they're anything like you
  要是她们像你
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  I wouldn't be able to stand a fucking hour with them.
  我他妈跟她们待不了一个小时
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  Waking up in the morning, they'd be like...
  早上醒来 她们会说...
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  "Hey, can I tell you a story?"
  能跟你说件事吗
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  I know. There's a story about this and a story about that
  我知道 有件事 还有件事
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  and a story about this and a story about that?
  还有件事
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  But all you gotta do is this...
  但你只需要这样
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  You want to come to my cousin's quinceanera?
  想来参加我表妹的成人礼吗
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  My daughter's quinceanera?
  我女儿的成人礼
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  My brother's quinceanera?
  我弟弟的成人礼
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  Yeah.
  好啊