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Oh, by the way, the guy at the record store says hi.
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Well, you tell him I said, "who are you?"
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And I also came in because I wanted to make sure
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everything's cool with you and me, Max.
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I mean, you haven't texted me a pic
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of an unlikely animal friendship in, like, 48 hours.
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Don't worry, we're cool.
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I just haven't been able to top the picture I sent
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of the monkey tickling a parrot.
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I get it. You have high standards.
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Whereas, me, I see a black dog spooning a brown dog,
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and I pull the trigger.