All I know is if I was doing my job

我只知道如果我干活像
as bad as you two tonight,

你俩今晚这么烂的话
I'd take my own life.

我早自尽去了
That's not off the table.

你还是有机会的
Come on, Han, cut us a break.

行啦阿憨放我们一马吧
We're working two jobs, we got two hours of sleep.

我们有两份工一天只能睡两小时
We just want to get home and climb into bed.

我们只想回家睡大觉
You're sleeping together?

你们睡一起吗
I mean, it's been a "will they or won't they" since they met.

同睡分睡的问题从你们一相见就困扰着我
Hi, everybody. Sophie's here!

各位乡亲苏菲驾到啦
And look at my new coat. It's double-breasted.

瞧我的新狐皮大衣是双巨乳[双排扣]呢
Pretty nice, huh?

很不错吧