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Let's go. We have to start pulling these apart.
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Really? Come on, don't be ridiculous.
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Look, worst-case scenario, one of the 1,000 cupcakes
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has an earring in it.
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We'll tell them it's a surprise.
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No, the worst-case scenario is someone bites into it,
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rips their lip open, and sues us.
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Let them sue us. We don't have any money.
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And that's why we'll go to jail.
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Yep, I'll be locked up raw
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and forced to be someone's girlfriend.
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I mean, I'm a bad girlfriend out of prison.