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She seems distracted,
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always making excuses to leave.
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Maybe she's avoiding you.
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What?
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Well, that's what I would do if someone were drooling over me all day.
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You're lucky she hasn't reported you to Human Resources.
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If you weren't so jealous,
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you'd see I was asking you a serious question.
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Oh, yeah, I'm jealous.
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Please, won't you stare at my ass as I walk away?
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.