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I'm Crisco, aka Captain Ch-Ch-Chill!
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And I'm Lieutenant Fun Times aka Ricky!
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Together we are the Kool Kidz!
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And it's time for a galactic adventure!
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Uh-oh, the party is under attack by the Evil Kng Lame-o,
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ruler of all things bad, like vegetables and divorce.
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And also, kids, he smells like poop.
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Ooh, I'm here to ruin Tyler's party, brother.
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And I'm gonna eat all the birthday cake.
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You're gross!
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*Stop Lame-o, he'll never win*
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*because we're all here with our best friends*