Justin Timberlake, Miley Cyrus, Drake...

贾斯汀·汀布莱克麦莉·赛勒斯德雷克
and they all suck ass except for JT.

除了贾老板其他都弱爆了好吗
I mean, don't forget,

别忘了
for every one beautiful timbersnake,

要有多少屌丝男
there's a whole grip of o-towns.

才能出一个贾男神
There they are. Look at ya. The fearsome threesome.

瞧瞧这不是咱们的威猛三人组吗
Man, you look like Godzilla's dick.

你看上去就像哥斯拉的大鸡鸡
I can't believe I'm hanging out with one of my childhood idols.

真不敢相信如今我能跟童年偶像一起混
One time, when I was a kid, I met the Ultimate Warrior.

小时候有一次我见到了"无敌勇士"
and he called me a Brown Asshole.

他居然叫我傻逼老墨
Yeah, don't feel bad. Mr. Rogers once called me a Shit Stain.

别难过罗杰斯先生那时还叫我屎迹呢
Shit Stain. Let me show you around.

屎迹哦我带你们转转吧