来自《熟女镇 第6季 第1集 第1集》

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  This baby is not coming anytime soon.
  这个宝宝不会提早来的
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  I mean, you can't even tell that I'm pregnant yet.
  你都看不出来我怀孕了
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  And the great news is... That's not gonna change.
  而更好的消息是 一直会保持这样的
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  Oh, man, that's priceless.
  我的天 太好笑了
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  Every first timer thinks
  每个准妈妈都觉得
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  that somehow she'll defy the odds and keep her figure.
  她能是那个万中无一可以保持身材的
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  By the time month eight rolls around...
  等到第八个月来的时候...
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  Fe, fi, fo, fum. What? Fat.
  咚咚咚 什么东西呀 大胖子
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  Even pregnant, the Keller girls always hang on to their bods.
  就算怀孕 凯勒家的女人都不会长胖
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  Okay, my cousin Tina kept it so tight,
  我的表亲蒂娜一直保持着身材
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  she didn't even know she was knocked up
  完全没发现自己怀孕了
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  until she dropped a set of trips
  结果在电影院排队买零食的时候