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Yesterday, he hit three birdies.
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He meant the golf kind, right?
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Here comes the lovely mom-to-be.
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What the hell is that supposed to mean?
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You look beautiful.
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You have a radiant glow, almost an angelic --
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Baby socks filled with nickels.
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It's my go-to weapon from juvie.
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These are gonna be hitting the faces
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of anyone who pisses me off.
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Being pregnant sucks!
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I'm gassy. I'm bloated.