A word of caution.

给你个忠告
Her favorite food is fingers.

她最爱的食物是手指
What do you think you're doing?

你在干什么呢
Pretty much anything I want...

随心所欲为所欲为
...Officer...Ma'am.

警官...女士
First, I get stripped of my pregnancy powers,

首先我被剥夺了怀孕的特权
and now I have to pay a citation.

现在还得为传讯买单
All right, I got this. It's fine.

我来付没事的
I am miserable.

我简直糟透了
Okay, I can't sleep, I pee when I sneeze,

知道吗我睡不着打喷嚏就会漏尿
I've got so many tiny little stretch marks on my ass

我屁股上有一堆妊娠纹
that it's starting to look like a diagram of the Japanese alphabet.

看起来就跟日本字母表似的