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How are we gonna go a whole month without wine?
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Cheating.
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Listen, we just need a place where we won't get caught,
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a place that no one will look for us,
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a place so utterly detestable
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that no sane person would ever consider going there.
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What brings you guys to my place?
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You know, instead of pouring it out,
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you could just not drink it.
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Are you wearing a babybjorn?
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Dad practice. Got to go.
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For a new dad, danger is everywhere.