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job offers lately.
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You know, they e-mail me...
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one of them was a beauty pageant
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that the director's fallen out of,
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and... I don't know, it's so plebian.
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You know, they don't even have a celebrity judge.
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Maybe you could help.
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Oh, and why would I want to do that?
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Because once you see all those women
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in their bikinis,
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you will be reminded of all the baby weight
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you never have to lose.