you're the first girl that's ever committed fraud for me.

你是第一个为我而欺诈的女孩
Yeah, well, I guess the thought of losing you made me kind of insane.

可能是要失去你的感觉让我有点失控
But you didn't lose me. I'm right here.

但你没失去我我还在这
And, since I'm all drugged up on painkillers and being sincere:

既然我已经把止痛药吃上瘾了就实话实说吧
I love you, too.

我也爱你
I may be planning a mere kiddie pageant--

姐可能只是在办一个儿童选美比赛
please don't get me started about how horrible that is, but...

别告诉姐这多么可怕但
it is going to be the best damn kiddie pageant anyone's ever seen.

这肯定会是最棒的儿童选美比赛
Yeah. What we need now are some cupcake bras.

是啊我们现在需要一些纸杯蛋糕文胸
Mommy, mommy!

妈妈妈妈
Sorry, she thinks you're the judges.

抱歉她以为你是评委
She's sucking up so she can win.

她以为讨好你就能获胜