I wasn't expecting her to go crazy and call the clinic.

我没想到她会这么疯狂还给医院打电话
Well, can you blame her?

那能怪她吗
I mean, I'm... kind of irresistible.

哥这么有魅力
Okay, yes, your sister went temporarily insane,

没错你姐姐有时会失控
but she did it for the right reasons, you know? She thought that her...

但她这么做是有道理的她以为
incredibly handsome boyfriend was gonna bite the bullet,

她英俊潇洒的男友要拼死一搏呢
so, sometimes in situations like these,

所以有时在这种情况下
the ends justify the means.

为达目的可以不择手段
Okay, time to get poked with needles.

好了该去做穿刺了
Wait to be impressed with how manly I can be.

等着为我的男子气概折服吧
- All right, man. - All right. See you.

-行了老兄 -好回头见
Uh, yes, is this the CU Financial Aid Office?

对请问是加大经济援助办公室吗