Don't-don't use the fire hose-- it's a trap.

别别用消防软管那是个陷阱
What's wrong with the fire hose? I already...

消防软管怎么了我已经...
Yeah.

看吧
So pathetic.

真倒霉
Man, this is fun.

老兄这个很好玩
I mean, I spent so much time writing this game,

我花了那么多时间制作这个游戏
I never actually got the chance to...

却从没有真正的机会
- try the final product. - Yeah, well,

-试试成品效果 -是啊
sure beats polishing your resume and talking to conglomerates.

肯定比润色简历或是和企业谈判来得爽
You're absolutely right.

你说得太对了
Dude. Dude, dude, d...

老兄老兄你
You let the oracle die.

你让圣人挂了