Look out! Drive-by deaning!

当心院长驾到
Kidding.

开玩笑
Just a non-violent verbal reminder.

我只是善意的提醒大家
The local shelter is having a puppy parade this afternoon.

本地的宠物收容所今天下午会进行宠物大游行
Oh! I want to lick it.

我想舔舔那小狗
I expect all of you to lend a paw.

我希望你们都要来参与哦
Except you, Jeffrey.

除了你杰夫瑞
I know you've got a catch to date.

我知道你有佳人相约
Oh, like you're famous for your wit.

看啥你来一个有技术含量的啊
Puppy parade?

宠物大游行
I am in.

哥要参加
Want to see if those wiener dogs are born that way,

我想看看那些腊肠狗是生出来就那样