来自《废柴联盟 第2季 第8集 第8集》

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  Oh, I'm sure everybody here knows that I don't steal.
  我想大家都知道不会是我偷的
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  Have you checked your bag, Shirley?
  你有检查过你的包吗 雪瑞
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  If you took it by mistake, I forgive you.
  如果你不小心拿错了 我会原谅你的
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  Oh, so if I took it, it's larceny,
  这么说如果是我拿的 就是盗窃
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  but if you find it under mother hen, it's a mistake.
  要是你在老母鸡那里找到 就是弄错了
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  Mother hen? I think we're about the same age.
  老母鸡 咱们是同龄人吧
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  Sure, unless time is linear.
  当然 除非时间是线性的
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  I'll make your ass linear.
  我要把你的屁股踢成线性的
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  That doesn't make any sense.
  你这句话毫无道理
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  I will make ya ass sense.
  踢完你就懂了
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  Girls, don't get your panties puckered.
  姑娘们 别耍花拳绣腿了
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  We all know what we're really thinking.
  我们都心知肚明