来自《废柴联盟 第2季 第8集 第8集》

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  And I noticed it was happening more often with you
  而且我注意到和你们在一起时
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  than it was with the others.
  这种状况发生的更加频繁
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  And then I noticed fluctuating patterns,
  之后发现这里有规可循
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  and I started graphing them,
  我就开始归纳成表格
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  and by the time I realized what I was actually measuring,
  后来我明白过来这算的是啥了
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  it has started to yield really positive results for everybody,
  结果对咱大家都有好处
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  so I kept doing it.
  我就继续算了
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  Were you ever gonna tell us about this?
  你是打算一直瞒着我们吗
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  I--I feel so violated.
  这对我是莫大的侮辱
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  More chocolate?
  再来点巧克力吗
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  Oh! Get away from me!
  快滚开
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  Abed just became my hero.
  阿布蒂让我万分景仰