来自《伯尼 第0集》

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  who would've loved to have a date with him,
  想要跟他约会
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  but he never seemed to show much interest in that.
  但是他从来都不感兴趣
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  He stayed busy all the time and was working.
  他总是很忙 总在工作
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  He had a tendency to hold on
  他跟男人握手时
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  to another man's hands, touched too long after shaking it,
  握完好长时间还不松手
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  and he had a subscription to men's fitness magazine.
  还订阅男子健身杂志
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  Now if you've ever seen Bernie Teide, you know dam well
  如果你见过伯尼·提德 你就会知道
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  it wasn't for the workout tips.
  他肯定不是为了健身而看的
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  And when you see him around town,
  你要是看到他在镇里闲逛
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  if he wasn't at the church or at work in the funeral home,
  不在教堂或者殡仪馆工作时
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  he would always be where
  他总会穿上那些该死的
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  we these doggone hemmed, starched shorts.
  硬挺花边短裤